Madison – Milwaukee – Chicago
Intro
The
world is full of magic things, patiently waiting for our senses to grow
sharper. W.B.
Yeats
A quote
from a fine Irishman as we near St. Patrick’s Day. I started this blog in 2006, made one entry,
and that was that. I still like the idea
and I now find myself on a vacation as simple and impromptu as the idea behind
Vacation for a Day! - Take what free time you have and make the most of it.
I
sometimes find myself just decompressing after a long week. I sit at home accomplishing little or nothing
until a new week begins the cycle again.
I loose focus and fumble through the trivial and mundane requirements of
life.
Sometimes
I need a jolt to get myself out it!
I need to
turn the focus outside of myself and add a healthy dose of adventure to keep
the wheels moving. When I step outside
myself for a moment I get a new perspective that carries over to my day to day
life. My senses grow sharper and I’m able to return home and see more of the magic things Yeats
is talking about.
That is
Vacation for a Day!; or in this case a few more days.
(This
blog is on the fly and somewhat close to real time. There isn’t going to be any fancy editing or
proof reading. Sometimes I won’t be
wearing pants when I type this. I hope
you are O.K. with that.)
Day 1 – Home to Madison
I had the
choice of using my leftover vacation days or losing them. Usually, I just lose them. This time I chose to use them and quickly
decided on and planned a trip to Chicago via Madison and Milwaukee. Unintentionally, this puts me in Chicago on St. Patrick’s
Day.
Route
planned, GPS loaded, laptop updated, confirmed power inverter works in rental
car – I’m ready to go.
Today I’m
working until noon and then heading to Madison
for the night. My goal is to have a
hamburger at the winner of best hamburger in Madison, Dotty Dumpling’s Dowry. http://www.dottydumplingsdowry.com/
The sun
is shining and it’s a beautiful day. I
make good time on the highway as everyone politely moves over to let me
by. It is quite strange to have such a
smooth drive. It makes me a little
nervous.
I check
into the Days Inn (more on the hotel later) and head out to get a hamburger.
The story
goes that the owner of Dotty Dumpling’s Dowry started as an antique
dealer. After awhile he decided he was
more interested in hamburgers. For
reasons unknown to me he kept the name.
There is no Dotty that I know of and no evidence of her inside. (I’ll let this one go. Later on I plan on going to a pizza place
that has a logo with a whale wearing a thong on its head. That’s the one that needs an explanation.)
The
inside is quaint with the bar and the grill along the wall and opposite the bar a
seating area. I ordered the cheese curds
because I am in Wisconsin
and that is what you do.
I order a
beer because the liver is evil and must be punished.
I also
order the Black and Bleu burger which has bleu cheese, bacon and Louisiana hot sauce on
it.
The
burger really was amazing. The first
bite had that distinctive taste I thought you could only get on an outside
grill and only when at the proper temperature.
I honestly think this beats the best burgers in the Twin Cities. It was that good!
Now I’m
not the first person to be impressed with their burgers. This is what they are known for, and they are
not afraid of saying it loud and proud.
But their
cooking equipment is much more modest. I
wonder what magic elixir is in those metal containers above the grill.
I’m not
feeling particularly adventurous after dinner and I have a big day planned for
tomorrow, so I grab some beer and head back to the hotel, The Days Inn – Madison. I didn’t want to spend a lot of money and this
seemed like the best compromise.
Earlier, after
getting checked in by a nice clerk who is the embodiment of Valium, I took the
elevator up to my room. The doors to the
elevator open and this is what I see.
Yes, that
is a mirror placed so low on the wall that all you get is a very nice image of
your knees. This concerns me. Not only did someone involved with this place
decide that was a good place for a mirror, they got someone else to actually
put it there. Then there are multiple
people working there, and no one thought that maybe putting the mirror where it
might be useful would be a good idea? Wait, what? Oh, it's decorative. Sorry.
But then
things started to get better. A bottle
opener screwed right into the sink. This
is easy livin’ I tell ya.
That was
until I tried to use it. Somewhere
either in the design or the inappropriateness of the application, the opener
requires that you insert the bottle and cap at an angle almost parallel to the
floor. The first time I tried it, beer
shot everywhere. I thought that maybe
the beer got shaken on the ride home. I
tried another, and again beer shot everywhere.
I tried one with my own bottle opener (yes, I carry a bottle opener) and
it didn’t explode. I continued extensive
testing and I can definitively conclude that the bottle opener is
defective.
At this
point I’m starting to wonder if maybe Days Inn Madison is messing with me. They have given me this.
And they
have given me this.
You do
the math.
I got bored so I decided to take the bible out of the bed-stand and highlight the most messed up bible passages I could find. Then I
took hotel stationary and bookmarked the pages.
Tonight I’m starting with Kings II, Ch. 18, v. 27. (I'll let you look that one up on your own.) (Did you know the Gideons, the distributors
of these free bibles, started in Janesville,
WI.)
I go to
the door to lock the latch for the night and I notice this guy. What is he watching on his computer that
requires he have the utmost privacy? I
am not taking my shoes off.
Days Inn
Madison, I did not get cold or rained on.
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